luthienne:

a single exclamation mark looks so lonely at the end of a thought i have to give it a friend

feluka:

cat laziness is so contagious. you’ll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you’ll be like. you’re right. you make a compelling argument.

3000s:

why should my job be more important than playing on my phone

sadumbpotato:

ur honor it was just a feminine urge

canthaveshitingotham:

we dont talk enough about how awesome folders on the computer are

princessssd24:

“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday

riverselkie:

i want to be a lil fairy and drink dewdrops and eat berries and sleep in a flower 

goobra:

you want me to get high? the thing that killed icarus?

tear-dropp:

I should be on a beach eating mangos.

cigarettefaggot:

harpy slaying the serpent soup bowl

plaest2k:

dog girl